MY SONG #1 YOUR A MICE!

Hey look at the sky

what is that

its a teleporting fat guy

look at that

i bet u dont see that

everyday

well your a cat

and your super gay

wow man come on

that is not nice

well come and get your beat on cause

YOUR A MICE

what do you do when your a mouse

ya get the owners right outta the house

what do you do if you

CANT - DO - THAT

well then I guess your….

JUST A MICE!

FRIENDS

Me: I am the coolest guy ever [not to be modest] who plays GUITAR! YEAH! I’m Tall

Daniel: He’s cool but paranoid :O He’s Meh

Jack: Crap at COD He’s Taller than me >:(

Taylor: Is funny but thinks I’m unco WHICH I’M NOT! he’s small

Zane: Shy but funny when he talks aaauuugghhh hes shy and a bit taller than taylor

Bill: Bill is funny and the strongest in the group [then me] and is bit shorter than matt

Matt: Matts Black how awesome is that! Bit smaller than daniel

Oscar: NOW HE’S UNCO! In between matt and daniel in height

Aidan: Small fast and good and basketball  BASTARD! JOKES!

Harry: Wranger fun to hit in a fun way…..awks…nah harrys great and small

Sammy: Don’t mess with him he’s Asian and meh height

BLOG #1

life at school sucks when most of your cool friends aren’t around because no one can think of anything to do example today was just

Me: What u guys doing

Matt + Jack: Throwing coins that we cant get back into a hole in the wall

Me:…………………………………………………………………………………..

Me: Ok im going to the library to do……..dammit!

So then u go to your other friends

Me: Hey what are u doing

Other Friends: Talking about World of Warcraft

[JOKES] i dont have friends who play world of warcraft except for bill and taylor. So instead u end up talking to a teacher. Yey………kind of?

Hope that this doesn’t happen to u and if it does well F*#K u your screwed

unless u have heaps of friends

BYE

WHAT IS YOUR EARLIEST HUMAN MEMORY?

REDNESS

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